The never - ending debate of what ’s untimely and what ’s not haywire ( since nobody care about what ’s right ) keep on to baffle the realms of Facebook . Nobody cares if you ’re a close , toothless bastard in real life but if you ’ve got ta Bradley Cooper display photograph , more than 2100 friends and you post peculiar stuff , you ’re the lord .
But just like real life , which more or less has ceased to survive , there are some societal protocols on Facebook too , understand – there are certain thing that can make a complete douchebag out of you , no matter how delightful they may seem to you .
Here is a tilt of the 10 most imps . among those . take note that if you ’ve put an ugly display motion-picture show , have less than 100 friends and post loyal stuff , these do n’t concern you and you ’ve already been block off by 75 % of your “ Friend ” .
Things You Should Never Do On Facebook
1Never ending game requests- : Okay , you “ urgently ” , “ like a shot ” and “ urgently ” need a dozen immature hatchlings or some 100 construction bricks , but go against NEWS dumbo , nobody kick in a dirty dog ’s ass about it . Seriously you should take in that you should be keeping normal beings away from your kitty cat games . Get a life sentence , just do n’t keep require for one .
2Comment on status relationship:- You ’ve catch no job , no one to be with , nil to do in your life , nix to bring on , and that ’s when you spoil in activities that are specifically mean to be ignored . Okay a like here and there is hunky-dory , but annotate on a “ XYZ is now individual ” status with “ she did n’t deserve you in any event bro ” is reserved only for the idlest sort of beings .
3Tagging people to get likes- : You do n’t eff how many people are conspiring to down you right this minute because of your super irritating habit of tag everyone in your silly statuses where you lay claim to eat 27 eggs in one go or that nettlesome pic of your dog pooping ( which BTW even your dog hatred ) . So next clip you see a bullet coming towards you , you ’ll make love why .
4Liking your own pic/ status- : @#$%$#^ like his own pic . Do n’t you know how lame it voice ? There ’s an air of despair in it . Perhaps you are …… ……
5Post private conversation on walls- : “ Last nighttime was great , wanna do it once again ” . Yeah okay , you ’re suffer a sick animation with that even more slow partner or admirer of yours . Still why have you have to publicize the fact that you ’re living a fantasy . Get real no one wants to hear you rant about your secret conversations . They invent texting and fb messaging for that .
6Post photos that you accept in bathroom mirror- : Ignore completely . You should wholly do this more often . Those semi - bare flick are what make you viral across FB . When you do , please send off me the inter-group communication too , I ’ll have a well time ROFLing …… …… .. I mean admiring your bulging tummy and swag chest . I may even get you a like or two .
7Post about cookery , bathe , shitting and everything else- : Do not mistreat the Facebook condition feature . It specifically say “ What ’s on your mind?” … not “ What are you currently doing every five minutes of your life history ” . We are so not concerned when you post pictures and statuses about cooking a dish , then eating it , then washing the dishes , and defective of all , defeat the same thing . * Gross*,Okay that ’s a bit exaggeration , but desire you get the general thought .
8Adding the great unwashed you do n’t know- : have large no . of protagonist was nerveless only up to the geological era when dinosaur used Orkut , it ’s over now . Sending asking and accepting the same from random unsung people is the height of being a nut old bag unless you ’ve just reverse a minor celebrity and want to bask in a little starlight
9Absurd quizzes- : Yup , engineering had advance , but still a freakin spam facebook software can not say you who are your crushes , who is your most trusted protagonist , which football player you are ( even though you ’ve never entered the field ) . It does not get simpler than that . One thing everyone can tell you for sure , who ’s the no . 1 muttonhead .
10using shorthand- : If ur nt annyd by dis , den probbly u shud gt urself chkd by a thrapist . Pls stop destryin d englsh lang . No mattr hw bsy u roentgen , u cn olwyz hav time 2 rite “ all ” instd of “ ol ” . Nwe i dnt hv nthng mo 2 se turn dis ishu .
FYI Microsoft Word gave me a really intemperate time writing this last point .
